Dear Townlakesmen,
Booyah, we're online! We would have been three months ago, but no one knew how to get on the Internet. We finally hacked in, won a big screen TV, saw our biggest crush and signed up to receive our $5,000 check from FakeCo. We are ballers at this Internet thing! If you guys haven't tried it, you should. Just give SuckersCorp. your credit card number to charge the $100 fee and you're in!
But now it's time to get serious. I downloaded a free wallpaper for the TownLake computer from SpyWareWallPaper.com! It's supposed to look like your computer crashes everytime you turn it on... I know, so awesome right? I think I need to change it soon.
Well watch out Internet and watch out residents, we got all Townlake, all the time streaming to you on the web. Renew Now!! OR ELSE LOVE,
TL Staff
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