Jake and Melissa split today, fate of stuff yet to be decided
It is a sad scene here at Building 4 today, the once love-filled apartment has become a feeding ground for disappointment, stress and awkwardness. Not even Beyonce's Irreplaceable is deep enough to describe all the emotions flying around.
The cause of breakup has yet to be discovered but sources say it's not looking good for the one bedroom sharing couple.
"I don't ever want to see that slut again," Jake said. "But I still gotta share the apartment with her so it's pretty awkward."
Melissa demanded early today that Jake "live on the street because the skanks will be easier to access there," but Jake was unable to find a deal as great as the low rates, free tanning and full pool and spa area that Town Lake offers. These were not Jake's words.
More updates will follow as the pair decide the fate of their shot glasses and the good lounge chair.
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