Debate to be held in Maintenance Closet

Everyone Else Can Watch CNN 20 Feet Away

CNN announced today that the two remaining Town district candidates, Megan Schwartzman and Ronny Goldman will come to our very own Town Lake Apartments this week. They will battle it out in front of three lucky people, all of whom work in the leasing office.

"We wanted to have a debate for the residents because their vote counts," Goldman said. "So naturally, we chose the smallest venue in the complex."

Schwartzman was too emotionally unstable to comment on this issue. Some may label this as a refusal on our part to interview but she was out of control. Her anger should be kept inside the apartment, studying and cooking for her roommates.

Though many residents were too busy watching America's Best Dance Crew to pay attention to the real world, some Townlakesman (and I guess... women)complained to the leasing office.

These complaints were made into written documents, stamped, folded, mailed, signed and shredded.