Desired Packages Not Recieved
Town Lake leasing office employee Saul Weinstein confessed to Town Lake Gate Patrol for setting fire to the mail station today. He stated that he set the area on fire after checking his mail and receiving none of the packages he desired. There was also some complaint of the "obscene amount of Fiesta coupons" received.
The 22-year-old student did not anticipate the difficulty of setting a mail station on fire and failed miserably at the task. Many high quality aluminums have a melting point of 1000 degrees and even in powder form, the National Fire Protection Association rates it as only a slight fire hazard.
Town Lake Gate Patrol officer Jimmy Johnson said he heard sounds near the mail station and came over to check things out, but only found a Britney Spears lighter and some barbeque coals. Weinstein denied these statements a little too hastily.
Fortunately, Weinstein's pride was the only thing injured in the incident. His punishment for the crime will be volunteering at the leasing office.
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