Town Lake Hosts First and Last Annual Event
The street of Town Lake was filled with hubbub and riff-raff as many residents awoke from their sleepy booze comas to attend the much unanticipated annual Pet Show.
"What's all this poop doing everywhere?! Uuughh that's horrible!" exclaimed excited onlooker Roye Smithe.
Each of the 15 contestants entered were required to perform a pet talent, answer pet questions and make pet smiles.
"Foofy," a Pomeranian from Building 3, barked annoyingly for an hour and charmed the audience by peeing in someone's shoes during the Q&A portion.
"Crackpipe Shizzy," a turtle from Building 8, broke into the judge's car in under 20 seconds and wrote all of his answers in graffiti on Building 9. It took over five hours.
"All of these pets are so great, it's hard to choose a winner!" Judge Christi Christine said.
Unfortunately none of the contestants registered their pets or paid the deposit, so all were fined.
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